"That car just peed"

A while ago I was driving on the freeway and in the far right lane was a very rusty car that had just experienced more than just a fender bender. Smoke was coming out from the car. The amusing thing was that beneath the car was this "puddle" of black liquid. My first thought was "oh my gosh, that car just peed". Even sillier still I had recounted that story over dinner later that day and had used the same description that brought about a good laugh. I have not seen another car peed since...

Why am I writing this blog, I have yet to figure out, but I will say that sometimes we just all need to let out a bit of steam, and in that one case the car and the driver probably both needed a smoke.