"Heels sounds bitchy, the faster you walk the bitchier it sounds"

That was what I had said to 2 other girls as we were walking down a hallway once. We were all wearing heels and walking like there was no tomorrow. I,for one, have been told on numerous occasions that I walk extremely fast, for a girl...and for a girl of my height. I have also been told I have the "New Yorker Walk', whatever that means(Should I be flattered? Or offended? Perhaps the New Yorkers should be offended), I guess I'll have to record myself walking or rewatch "WallStreet". But anyway, I digress, as I often do...

Back to heels...so after I had said that the two girls on either side of me bursted into a fit of giggles. That told me that these girls knew what I was talking about and in their own little giggly way was agreeing with me. So my question is why do heels sound bitchy? Everyone knows the infamous click, click, click that I'm referring to. Men and women alike, maybe even children. It doesn't matter if the person doing the "clicking" is the sweetest person in the world, for me I believe the sound gives off a very dominate almost pushy vibe. With that said, I think this does not apply when a girl is running in heels because then the deliberate click,click,click has suddently turned into the plastic heel version of a chiwawa. Small, yappy and frantic. Nothing bitchy about that, just annoying.

I won't even go into platform shoes,because I think they are gaudy and unfeminine.

I am a heels/pumps kind of girl. Come to think of it, I can't even remember the last time I wore tennis shoes. It's just that much of my every daily activities doesn't require me to be wearing running or what some would call "comfortable shoes". Keep in mind I do wear nonheels, such as flats and sandles. It's just that I do wear heels more often than not. So what does that say about a girl who thinks that heels sound bitchy but yet wears it almost every day? Is this a case where the wearer becomes the "wear-ee"? Hmmm....

Am I the only person who thinks/feels this way about heels? I think not! I have at least two people who can attest to this!

Until next time, please pass me the Choos. ;-P